[I love a dad joke.]
Apr. 2nd, 2026 07:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
roaming_kate23The past,the present and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
Did you hear about the spider who went back to school?
He wanted to learn web design.
Just when you think vegetables don’t have phones..
Onion rings.
Did you hear about the dog who was floating in the ocean?
He was a good buoy.
I bought my grandma a new stair lift.
It’s driving her up the wall.
The guy who invented the ferris wheel never met the guy who invented the carousel.
They moved in different circles.
The blue whale’s anus can open 3.5 feet making it the second biggest asshole in the world.
It was tense.
Did you hear about the spider who went back to school?
He wanted to learn web design.
Just when you think vegetables don’t have phones..
Onion rings.
Did you hear about the dog who was floating in the ocean?
He was a good buoy.
I bought my grandma a new stair lift.
It’s driving her up the wall.
The guy who invented the ferris wheel never met the guy who invented the carousel.
They moved in different circles.
The blue whale’s anus can open 3.5 feet making it the second biggest asshole in the world.
