[a misheard lyric and..jokes.Lots of ‘em.]

[roaming_kate23]

Misheard lyric(Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

Misheard lyric:Spare him his life from this warm sausage tea.

Actual lyric:Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

(Mmm..warm sausage tea.)

Now for the jokes:

A woman tried to cut her husband’s penis off but she stabbed him in the thigh.They charged her with a missed the weiner.

6:30 is the best time on the clock.
(Is it?)
Hands down!

Icy is the easiest word to spell.
I see why.

What are chocolate’s pronouns?
Her/she.

Shouldn’t boob sweat be called “humidititties?”