[..leave a bloated corpse]
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roaming_kate23Thread on the HAL boards: if you were on death row in the brig of a HAL ship what would be your last meal?
Portly Princess literally weighed in.:
Lemon Drop Cocktail
Bacon, as well as a wedge salad.
Filet with asparagus and mashed potatoes as well as onion rings
Chocolate melting cake.
Portly’s rationale is that her cardiologist won’t know or care.And whilst that is true..well,I am putting this behind a cut because..reasons
When you die, you shit and piss yourself.With someone like Portly it’s gonna be a whole lot worse.I have heard people say that they would be OK with dying on a HAL ship because that is their happy place.Yeah,Ok… but save a thought for the person that would have to clean that mess up-that’s a real world situation not a fanciful thing that someone put out there as a hypothetical.
*In case you’re curious:My last meal on a HAL ship would be:
French Onion soup
New York Steak and baked potato with all the fixins’
Fruit crisp
Coffee.
Portly Princess literally weighed in.:
Lemon Drop Cocktail
Bacon, as well as a wedge salad.
Filet with asparagus and mashed potatoes as well as onion rings
Chocolate melting cake.
Portly’s rationale is that her cardiologist won’t know or care.And whilst that is true..well,I am putting this behind a cut because..reasons
When you die, you shit and piss yourself.With someone like Portly it’s gonna be a whole lot worse.I have heard people say that they would be OK with dying on a HAL ship because that is their happy place.Yeah,Ok… but save a thought for the person that would have to clean that mess up-that’s a real world situation not a fanciful thing that someone put out there as a hypothetical.
*In case you’re curious:My last meal on a HAL ship would be:
French Onion soup
New York Steak and baked potato with all the fixins’
Fruit crisp
Coffee.
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