[They call her gassy Glo]
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roaming_kate23A misheard lyric and some jokes.
Misheard lyric: Gloria don’t you think you farted?
Actual lyric:Gloria don’t you think you’re falling?
Jokes:
What do you call a teacher who farts at home?
A private tooter.
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Yammies.
All the crows on earth have lost the ability to communicate.Scientists are trying to find the caws.
People who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.
I got kicked out of a Vietnamese restaurant-they bahn mi pho life.
What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Misheard lyric: Gloria don’t you think you farted?
Actual lyric:Gloria don’t you think you’re falling?
Jokes:
What do you call a teacher who farts at home?
A private tooter.
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
Yammies.
All the crows on earth have lost the ability to communicate.Scientists are trying to find the caws.
People who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.
I got kicked out of a Vietnamese restaurant-they bahn mi pho life.
What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
