[Misheard lyrics,Elton John edition]

ML:Misheard lyric
AL:Actual lyric

Crocodile Rock
ML:But the biggest dick I ever got(!)
AL:But the biggest kick I ever got

Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me
ML:’Cause losing everything is like your son going down on me
AL:’Cause losing everything is like the sun going down on me

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
(ML) It’ll take a couple of Vicodin tablets to get me back on my feet again
AL:It’ll take a couple of vodka and tonics to get you on your feet again

Bennie And The Jets
ML:Daddy’s in a dress
AL:Bennie and the Jets

Or:
Pennies having sex

Amazes Me
(ML) I’m drifting in your doo doo
(AL)I’m drifting in your hoodoo
(Can we all agree that drifting in doo doo is unsanitary, to say nothing of gross)

Can You Feel The Love Tonight?
(ML)Can you feed the lungs tonight?
(AL)Can you feel the love tonight?
(Hannibal, is that you?)