[it’s happened*]

*Portly Princess is no longer cruising and her reason?She broke her back.Among all the other health problems .The doctor has told her to lose weight, eat better,etc.Obviously that hasn’t happened and she admits that she has a garbage diet and is obsessed with chocolate-she cruises more for the pillow chocolates than anything else.And to meet other Cruise Critic boards posters-I know she cruised with Rev. Douchebag several times.

So this is the end of her cruising career. This all started when she was headed out for an almost month long cruise.Mind you she was already in pain at this point but went on the cruise anyhow.Had to see the doctor on the ship(I tried to find it but there is an article about Cruise Critic that mentions her and that(among other things) a scalp infection.Well maybe if she bought good quality wigs that flatter her and not cheap ass ones it wouldn’t have happened. There’s no way she is going to stick to the plan her doctor wants her to and soon there’ll be a RIP Portly Princess thread.

*This is the first time in a while that I have had two Cruise Critic posts in one week.