[Fuck Cruise Critic they can kiss my whole asshole(slight return)]

*Portly Princess went on an inferior cruise line.Getting back on the ship she fell and hurt herself.She felt like the inferior cruise line didn’t give a shit about her. She is not a fan of the inferior cruise line.
(Yes,because they don’t do everything for her like HAL does, lest Portly go on Cruise Critic and shit on them..)

*People say XYZ cruise lines do the same as if it makes it OK.
(There is probably a lot more commonality between cruise lines, regardless of who they are owned by.)

For HAL to follow these bad practises.
(These are the same people who complain endlessly about how HAL has fallen into mediocrity.)

*HAL ship is having to tender in Ketchikan and people are upset.

There are 6 ships in port. That is a HUGE part of it. Apparently HAL is getting there last.

Why are they tendering?Feels like HAL would have priority at the pier.
(This is not about HAL having “priority”, as much as you THINK it might be/should be.)

With their long history in Alaska.
(And sometimes ports are busy..)

*Nostalgia:
I miss “Love In Any Language”.
(Said song is schmaltzy crap which longtime HAL cruisers have a weird attachment to.)

*Found some GREAT comments on Reddit:
Someone doesn’t like a ship and frames it as law.
(And there are also people who have ridiculous attachment to old ships which HAL has sold off.)

I wasn’t being respectful to a longtime poster.
(Bet you anything that was the HAL boards. That’s where all the fuckery happens.)

Idiotic moderators.
(Two words:Host Asshole.And I won’t say “god rest his soul”.)