[Cruise Critic wank:The mega mega mega wankening]

*Volendam:

Portly:No need to pack a snack.
(OK..not the first time you have made that comment.)

Also Portly:
Fewer passengers,see the same people, make (lifelong) friends.
(Yeah,ok..)

Also also Portly:

No need to say the same thing over and over again.
(And yet you’ve made the “pack a lunch” comment over and over again.)

*Partnership with Audible.It took 14 posts for someone to mention Oprah.

*Oceania vs. HAL:
Lots of “One and done” comments.

Portly again:Nice for you that you found the line you like.
(Yes,Portly.We get it.You’re a HAL diehard.)

For some of us that means putting up with what sailing on them means.
(Portly, you went into it with the mindset of “it’s not HAL and imma hate it.”

*When they fired the dedicated IT guy,the Yum Yum man,etc.
(People pining away for what HAL “used “ to be. *sigh*)