[Afterthoughts are a load of P.S.. Or:I’m feeling very punny.]

I was walking past a boy stroking feathers. I said “there’s no reason to feel down!”

I just crashed my Kia.Now I have Nokia.

Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.

Held the door open for a clown..it was a nice jester.

My horse is called Mayo.Sometimes, Mayo neighs.

What do you call a reluctant potato?A hesitater.

My only true friend was a loaf of bread.It was there for me when I kneaded it.

In Hawaii it’s illegal to laugh out loud..you have to keep it to a low “ha!”

A pun has not matured until it is full groan.

I’ve been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.It’s all about raisin awareness.