[New Housewives franchise who dis]

There is going to be a new Housewives show..in Salt Lake City. With everything that comes with having the show in Salt Lake City(Salt Lake City is to Mormons as Rome/Vatican City is to Catholics)

Here’s who is going to be on the show:

Lisa, who went to BYU but now owns several tequila brands(obviously not much of a practising Mormon then)

Mary:Pentecostal and married to her step-grandfather

Heather:Mormon-ish(makes me wonder if we ARE going to see swearing on this one.)

Whitney:Left Mormonism a decade ago(this is gonna be good..)

Meredith:is Jewish(I like that they’re showing that a)Not everyone in SLC is Mormon and b) that there are Mormons that don’t follow the Doctrine and Covenants.)

Jen:Tongan;Mormon, but recently converted to Islam(!!!!)